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YOU SUCK AT
SLEEPING

> Your body is begging for mercy_

⚠️ EXHAUSTION DETECTED|BURNOUT INCOMING|SLEEP DEBT RISING ⚠️
TRUTH #49/87😴 CRITICAL

That FOMO keeping you up? Objectively worth less than your health.

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-47h
Weekly Sleep Debt
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Coffees Consumed
-10yrs
Life Expectancy

Made with 💙 for zombies who forget how to rest

(Your body knows what it needs. Maybe listen to it?)

Your health isn't a productivity metric.

Sleep is the only upgrade that actually works.

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